strategy personas
Eight rules, five real seasons
Each persona is a fixed, deterministic selection rule run against the same real de-vigged sportsbook prices the rest of the site uses. No repeat teams, real bye weeks, real outcomes.
Chalk Chaser
Biggest favorite, every week.
Iron Fist
80% or nothing.
Leverage Player
Best equity, not best odds.
Home Dog Hunter
Backs the home underdog.
Path Optimizer
Follows the simulator.
The Gambler
The thinnest pick still worth making.
Coin Flip
No information at all.
Divisional Dodger
Avoids the rivalry games.
Coin Flip · 2024
Uniformly random pick among unused teams playing that week. Seeded (mulberry32, seed = season) so historical replay is reproducible.
weeks survived
2
eliminated
week 3
weeks played
18
weeks skipped
0
| wk | pick | opponent | win prob | equity | result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | PHI | vs GB | 54.6% | 0.409 | won |
| W2 | NO | @ DAL | 29.4% | 0.269 | won |
| W3 | MIA | @ SEA | 34.2% | 0.286 | lost |
| W4 | MIN | @ GB | 43.1% | 0.350 | won |
| W5 | IND | @ JAX | 40.5% | 0.349 | lost |
| W6 | NE | vs HOU | 28.1% | 0.262 | lost |
| W7 | DET | @ MIN | 47.4% | 0.362 | won |
| W8 | BUF | @ SEA | 59.6% | 0.435 | won |
| W9 | HOU | @ NYJ | 45.7% | 0.363 | lost |
| W10 | NYJ | @ ARI | 53.7% | 0.407 | lost |
| W11 | LAC | vs CIN | 53.0% | 0.392 | won |
| W12 | SF | @ GB | 31.9% | 0.249 | lost |
| W13 | GB | vs MIA | 62.2% | 0.437 | won |
| W14 | ATL | @ MIN | 30.6% | 0.266 | lost |
| W15 | JAX | vs NYJ | 38.6% | 0.314 | lost |
| W16 | DEN | @ LAC | 42.9% | 0.324 | lost |
| W17 | TEN | @ JAX | 49.1% | 0.370 | lost |
| W18 | CAR | @ ATL | 23.4% | 0.201 | won |
Leaderboard
Mean weeks survived across 5 real seasons (2021–2025).
| # | persona | mean weeks | best | worst | full seasons | weeks skipped |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Iron Fist 80% or nothing. | 8.00 | 14 | 2 | 3 | 40 |
| 2 | Chalk Chaser Biggest favorite, every week. | 4.20 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Leverage Player Best equity, not best odds. | 4.20 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Path Optimizer Follows the simulator. | 3.20 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Divisional Dodger Avoids the rivalry games. | 3.00 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | The Gambler The thinnest pick still worth making. | 1.00 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Coin Flip No information at all. | 1.00 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Home Dog Hunter Backs the home underdog. | 0.40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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